2. Rachel Phipps' blog is really good. She is much better at it than me, and I recommend you follow her, for recipes, product reviews and stunning photography. She inspired me to begin blogging.
3. I make a good Indian. Here I am with a big bloke and a moustache at the British Empire themed, camp summer ball. My outfit was given to me by my Godmother in Bahrain. I'm surprised it still fits. |
Dipping in the chocolate fountain. |
4. Do not call in to Ian's late show on Talksport radio and start dissing Rupert Murdoch. I heard Darren from Doncaster do this, and it did not end well. However I must point out that Talksport, as Ian will repeatedly
remind you, is not part of the Murdoch franchise.
5. You shouldn't wear leggings if your top comes above the crotch area. Nobody wants to see that saggy bit. Leggings are not a replacement for trousers, they are simply a comfortable covering for your legs - to be worn with long tops. Whatever you might think.....you are not Olivia Newton-John.
6. Rugeley town park really smells of sperm.
7. Partly due to the above statement, I think that Staffordshire is one of the saddest counties in Britain. Stafford, Stoke, Lichfield, Rugeley, Walsall - I cant think of an actual good town in Staffordshire. I feel sorry for their residents.
8. The G in G-string actually stands for groin! mmm nice.
9. It is possible to continuously sleep for 10 days. This is what a documentary taught me on BBC Three. Louisa Ball suffers from Kleine Levin Syndrome, so she managed to sleep right through her GCSE's with a valid excuse! You can watch the programme again here
10. It is also possible to pass A-Level English Literature without reading the texts. Well I managed to get an A at AS but I suppose the true test will come on August the 18th. There is either a problem with the OCR board in that if you just tick the assessment objectives you get the marks, or there is a real skill in reading the novel summaries online and learning quotations off by heart. I'd like to believe the latter.
11. My cousin is really cute |
12. Hair removal cream really does make your legs softer for longer than shaving.
13. Nosepickers are the future! Well, I call them nosepickers but I have discovered that they are in fact called Lancet's. They are used to scrape out blackheads from your nose, and I bought one on line recently - £1.52 instead of £14 in Boots!
14. Twitter is for twits. But also a very good time waster and funny to laugh at peoples tweets.
15. Tim Henman is not actually called Tin Henman, as I used to beleive, and Tupperwear is no in fact Tuppelwear.
No no |
17. When it says 'Do not consume', DO NOT CONSUME.
18. It is possible to be afraid of quiche. It is not for men, but also is not for Amy.
19. Dolphins nap with one eye open
20. Train tickets go up in price almost by the minute. So if you know you're going somewhere - book it!
21. The person who is going to live till 150 has already been born.
22. Frijolemole is ACE.
MMMM buy it now. |